mothertousall:
Lunch, sweet sweet lunch. She couldn’t wait to see of what they would be serving, she would of preferred holy bones, but noooo- they didn’t have those goodies. Thankfully, she stashed some away in her desk. The Sun Goddess entered the cafeteria, going onto the line and getting a tray (she brought lunch every now and then, yet today she decided to get something from the school).
Oh.
They were serving chicken. Sounded good enough for her, and looked tasty too. She acknowledged the person on duty with a smile, and accepted it, glancing over to the raging other, ” Hey, If you don’t like the menu for today, you could of just brought your lunch.”
Looking over to the woman next to him, the bird lover couldn’t help but scowl. One of those Mother Nature sorta types, he was guessing. She had a… wispy sort of appearance. A bit like Ivy. Except white instead of green. Still, Ozzy had no fondness for her ilk, or people who tried to correct him.
Sneering at the woman, the portly Cobblepot looked back down at his tray and sighed. “Try tellin’ my probation officer that. He thinks I could smuggle a knife in or something.” The idiot should have been checking his umbrellas instead. Besides, it wasn’t like the former supervillain was going to mess this place up. Much. This was a chance to make a bit of cash that could be used when he got back to Gotham. A strange punishment, true, but one he could accept.
(Source: blackandwhitebastard)
Theft, bodily injury, attempted murder, arson and larceny, assault with a deadly weapon… and he’d gotten probation. They hadn’t even sent Ozzy to Arkham this time. Either somebody out there was looking for him… or he wasn’t even a serious threat any more. Because everyone looked at the Joker and saw the world’s most terrifying clown, and they looked at The Penguin and saw a ginger-haired fatass obsessed with birds. He had to admit they weren’t entirely wrong, but still. It hurt. A little.
Still, the choice of probation was pretty messed up. “Stupid school and stupid teaching…” What kind of government sends a criminal to teach? In a foreign country? Sure, they’d told the security or whatever to keep an eye out for him (or something), but that wasn’t the way you treated one of the biggest names in Gotham!!! At least he was teaching ornithology. But whether these stupid students understood was a different question entirely.
Now, though, it was time for lunch! Ozzy’s stomach had been growling for the better part of an hour, so he was looking forward to eating anything. Even cafeteria slop. So he approached the line, only to be served… “Chicken. Really? REALLY? Shit… don’t you guys have, iunno, fish or something?” What kind of sick fuck had served him bird?
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Anonymous sent: Now now, rude anon. Don't you wish you had a nose that big full of dimes?
Anonymous sent: what is your favorite qualities in a person of the opposite sex?
Favorite qualities? Huh…
Good looking. Definitely.
Smart. Bimbos are ok but, frankly, I like being able to talk to someone who uses less than three “likes” and “uhs” per sentence.
Funny. Good sense of humor, PLEASE.
And someone who won’t judge too much, really.
Anonymous sent: wowzers mister you have a big honker!
… I have a large nose. Do I care? Not really.
